“First I learned that my mate worked on a singular mine rather than the moines and now I’m coming to grips with the fact daylight saving isn't pluralised"

They are heading to the ol New Zealand strip club churr

we can all relate to picking up a carton from Uncle Dan's and being tempted by a $600 cricket bat that catches your eye

The worst part about AUKUS is that American sailors will actually live here. That's not how it works. Used to be, American sailors visit, hit up Freo, buy everyone drinks for a week and be gone before the rash showed up. That's how people used to save for a deposit

Some people might be panicking, others see the opportunity to bring back the GOAT of DIY graphic design