Happy 80th - EIGHTIETH!!! - to This Handsome Devil! ⁣I mean, look at those dimples!⁣ #appledontfallfarfromthetree 😉⁣ I love you Dad! Cheers to you! 🍻⁣ ⁣❤️🎂❤️⁣ ⁣#dad⁣ #pops⁣ #granddad⁣ #ninnydad⁣ #octogenarian⁣ #eightyisthenewsixty⁣ #oldfart

Chesapeake City > Delaware City > New Castle > Wilmington > Back Again - 65 Miles #justkeeppedaling @rei #coopadv

WARNING - The following contains blatant self-promotion, gratuitous tooting of my own horn, and copious amounts of self-backslapping. ⁣Another Goal Achieved ... Broke through the 170# mark this morning with a 169.1# weigh-world!!!⁣ #dadbodbegone⁣ #dadbodstaygone⁣ #workhard⁣

A couple days of beach vibes. ⁣ ⁣ ☀️🌊☀️⁣ ⁣ #chillin⁣ #toesinthesand⁣ #beachbound⁣ #sunshine⁣ #lastbitofsummer

Virtual Learning starts tomorrow.⁣ ⁣ Godspeed everyone!⁣ ⁣ 🏠🖥📚⁣ ⁣ #virtuallearning⁣ #yearofthepivot⁣ #adaptandovercome⁣ #wegotthis⁣ #youredoingterrific

Oh 2020, you are something else! Back to School, 2020-21⁣ ... Virtual Learning, here we come!⁣ The excitement is palpable #backtoschool⁣ #11thgrader⁣ #belairhighschool⁣ #8thgrader⁣ #belairmiddleschool⁣ #2ndgrader⁣ #redpumpelementaryschool⁣ #virtuallearning⁣ #pivot

Algebra 2 hasn’t helped me in life ever not a single time, but that first job I had at Starbucks where I learned to make coffee while people yelled their no milk, no foam, light ice, super specific orders at me while I walked around half awake has really paid off in this mom gig.

January 28 1996. 9000 days. 9000... We would like to extend a warm CONGRATS to the Cowboys for officially making it to 9000 days since their last Super Bowl! We knew you could do it! #FlyEaglesFly

According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

One of my ambitions in life is to take a decent photo of all three of my kids together

I feel attacked.

Copy/Paste but change what the bunny is holding. (\_/) ( •_•) / >🥓

Happy Election Day!⁣ ⁣ 🇺🇸🥴🇺🇸⁣ ⁣ #nostresshere⁣ #anxietyfree⁣ #thisisfine⁣ #everythingsfine⁣ #dumptrump⁣ #govote⁣ #everyvotecounts⁣ #counteveryvote

OK, but just for a few seconds. #nervouslaughter

I mean... #doomscrolling @danjlevy

Kentucky and South Carolina ... What. The. Actual. F#%k?!? #howdareyou @danjlevy

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I mean...

It’s only a coup if it’s from the Coup D’État Region of France. Otherwise it’s only Sparkling White Nationalism. #themoreyouknow