You can’t be coming out with lines like this when you’re from Cheshire I’m sorry.

pub opening near me called the European with the EU symbol as its logo… one for the centrist dads of Waltham Forest I fear

If you bring in technology with the promise of perfecting an inperfectable game you create an atmosphere ripe for conspiracy theories.

'Welsh Night' on in the pub. thought there'd be some local beers or music but it was just a load of people moaning about the train network.

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I love living in the UK, the people at the till press “no tip” themselves 🥹

Wtf

He should bring that Klitschko unit next time. Different vibe.

Me for the rest of the evening

Trump calm down

Calm down

Narciss just put one of the most electrifying sets I’ve ever witnessed tonight!

Craig Gardner letting Alan Hutton run from the halfway line and not smashing him

Just walked past a guy walking towards Ibrox holding a sign that says ‘You’re amazing’ smiling at people trying to spread positivity and he’s just about encounter all the rangers fans leaving the ground.

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