The most precise pours

Beerocracy is still seeking more co2 and any help will be rewarded handsomely. #toorcamp

Check your Shadybucks account! New customers to the service will be credited 50 shadybucks

1 or 2 or 3?

Mass Accelerator in the dome #toorcamp - streaming at toorcamp.toorcon.net

Interns on strike, service may be slow

We have our first dual citizen! Congrats carfucar #toorcamp

Congrats ɹoʇɔǝΛʞɔɐʇʇ∀ for completing dual citizenship! #toorcamp

We observe proper social distancing in our waiting room #toorcamp

The do not call form is available at the Beerocracy office

SHADYBUCKS WILL BE RETURNING! Please hang on to your card for the next ToorCamp! SHADYBUCKS is a joint project with Beerocracy

The following customers will have loan repayments due shortly: Parker Thompson, techno, teilexu, Ryan, Jaq, supg.exe, Carrie, Vashio, BSmith, Tayie Elvis Emmanuel Prophet - we know what your tent looks like #toorcamp

Shoutout to M for our badass Beerocracy animation #toorcamp

Ever wonder how many forms it takes to get to dual citizenship? #toorcamp

Post-con meeting a success. Beerocracy will return with even more paperwork in 2024.

Just found this ToorCamp Beerocracy song request form crumpled up in my gig bag courtesy of carfucar. Rick Astley was NOT in my original setlist.