Cypto *what*?? When is the last time anyone actually involved in the industry called it 'currency'??

Srsly, that's a word used only by Orwellian boomer regulators and senators from Massachusetts.

Skeletor 💹 (anime dad arc) Surely you, like me, have run across a lot of idiots with PhDs.

One does not need common sense to obtain a PhD. It might actually be a hindrance.

That sounds like a cop-out from an uneducated demagogue, but I'm here to tell you as an overeducated bystander that it's true.

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This is a banana-republic move, familiar to anyone who has invested in miners outside the US. Wait until they've spent the $billions before screwing them.

The difference is, the absolute tax rate here is probably de minimus. So the county will get away with a 72% hike.

The price action of almost everything I own, across all asset classes and industries, today and for the month, looks like death.

#bullish

'Lakers open to prospect of drafting Bronny':

As a one-time deep insider into the NBA's business, I think the league should figure out how to subidize this result. This could be quite the marketing coup.

Caitlin Clark could have gone to any team. Bronny must go to the Lakers.

Given who this is coming from, this is literally the world's best possible shill for the penguins.

Disclosure: I own none and am an idiot.
Jebus

If you know me, you know what I'll say about gold miners: Don't sweat the daily moves.

My trade structure has a bullish bias but also makes money off of the daily volatility. This is the perfect chart for me.

Remember: I HATE MINERS. May they burn in hell as they make me money.

Wait - Fisker isn't already bankrupt?
I am not kidding.

Please, please, please, CEOs and CFOs: On earnings calls, don't say 'great question' in response to every other question. Even if I otherwise think you're great, it genuinely makes me think less of your management skills.

#SubtleRedFlags

I am totally serious, Judd Lake Cornelia Research Management:
Did you literally fire up Powerpoint last week and create the 'valuation upside' slide that $PWFL's management team just webcast? 😂

Update of my favorite #uranium chart that I maintain: $CCJ's quarterly average sales price. It resumed its upward march in 1Q.