Guys, we know about the illegally parked truck in front of the restaurant we know it’s causing traffic flow issues at Hodder and Arundel, when we call MES/Parking Authority they straight up tell us not to waste our time calling because they ain’t coming. 🤷‍♂️

If there's any editorial cartoonists out there, local in particular, we're looking for a replacement now that Artizans.com has gone out of business.

When you lock eyes with a girl smashing a triple stack in the Hodder parking lot then she wipes her mouth with the receipt.

When you’re still dieting 3 weeks into 2025 and your coworker who doesn’t have to comes in with a big bag of beefcakes.

What we see when we come over to ask how the first few bites are tasting …

“I love your lip gloss” “Thanks, it’s burger juices”

Perhaps the real Eli Meekis meme was the friends we made along the way.

We aren’t saying buying your partner Beefcakes’s will increase his sexual prowess, but we aren’t not saying that.

October has now come to be a time of the year where everyone now has an idea of what we should do for novemburger and won’t hesitate to tell us all of them

Always remember. Candyman didn’t bother with anyone who kept his name out of their mouth 🥰

Kim: your busy restaurant is creating smells Us: Sorry Kim: You’re interrupting me drinking myself to death every day.

Everyone got some big balls on the internet but when it comes to talk in person they shrink down to little tiny peas. You can see the peaness outline

When the employee you never liked quits….. E: “Hey Derek I am gonna be moving on so this is my two weeks notice.” *derek trying to contain his happiness* D: “well it’s the end of an error” E: “don’t you mean era?” D: “I said what I said”

E: “is it true that _________ is quitting?” D: “yea they are done in 10 days” E: “that’s too bad” D: “don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened”

If you start a bad review of a restaurant with “I visited a couple years ago” … just know; good or bad, we ain’t reading any more. If you don’t take your review seriously enough to do it right away, why the hell should we take it seriously. Also, you’re a joke. Respectfully.

Reminder: Respect is the default, if you don’t act respectful, you don’t receive respect in return.

Hey Derek, why don’t you do a fun April Fools post. “Because I’m a fool every day and my culture isn’t your costume.”