the best things about new york are from new jersey

To all my pals in TV news covering the election... May you get fed May all your graphics be spelled correctly May all your results be accurate May all your live shots work May all your reporter hits from watch parties not be drowned out by music May your shows be on time

I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide.

Tony’s Spotify Wrapped just dropped

One of the reasons why I’m glad I no longer live there.

Actually, Mike Tirico, the taxpayers of NYS are paying for the majority of the Bills new stadium. Check your facts and maybeeeee don’t give credit to the cheap billionaire owners.

Schwob, you win Christmas. Nice work 🦬🎄

RSF was shocked to see Sam Husseini violently removed from a @statedept press briefing for asking tough questions. Such treatment of journalists is unacceptable for any administration and must not become precedent. Husseini must be allowed to do his job without further incident.

I grew up in the nation’s heartland, so this hurts. 💔 If you live in a rural area and get #cancer, you are more likely to die than if you lived in an urban area. What are the reasons? And as Americans, are we okay with this survival difference based on where you live? 🇺🇸

Statement on White House Barring the AP from News Coverage.

This is so wholesome.

Officially been posting to this raging dumpster fire for how long?!

Good morning to everyone except the drivers in Midland Park who decided not to utilize their turn signals today. Did your car roll off the factory lot without that critical feature or are you that careless? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Actually my Chromecast has been bricked since early this afternoon. Just the worst. Would surely love an update from Google soon.

we have main character energy and you have… rats

Nothing beats a Jersey bagel, toasted, with my favorite... olive cream cheese 🥯 *Yes, I did come out of a several-month X hiatus to post this. No shame in my game.

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Mild bone to pick with United Airlines - you can’t say there’s a “travel waiver” in effect and still show cost differences when people are looking at new days/times that fall into the rules of said waiver. Should one assume it’s a massive glitch that’ll get fixed in the next 24hrs?

Alex Pretti was a Minneapolis ICU nurse who spent his days caring for and saving others. Today, he was shot and killed by a Border Patrol Agent. Alex’s life was extinguished by state violence. We must tell the truth about what is happening. My father warned us, “When evil men

Pennsylvania Governor's Office we would like to speak to the groundhog