Beckett Cobalt (@beckett_cobalt) 's Twitter Profile
Beckett Cobalt

@beckett_cobalt

I don't have time for bullshit and drama. Unless you're family.

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For some reason, that peel off shit feels therapeutic to remove. And yes, Celebrity Crush, this is my skincare routine (aka soak-your-fucking-face-with-whatever-your bestfriend-fucking-tells-you-to-apply-on-your-skin routine). You're welcome. x.com/meadowsullivan…

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The king of drama won't talk to me unless I give him a "proper greeting". So, happy birthday Eliot Cobalt. You're one of the reasons why I love going home. And yes, that hour-long monologue about Janie's cats is very heartfelt (and unnecessarily long).

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Happy birthday to the person who rarely misses my shows. To the one who has always given me unconditional love and support. To the person who inspires people and doesn't discriminate who or what to nurture. To the most loyal person I know. To my dear sister Janie. Je t'aime.

Happy birthday to the person who rarely misses my shows. To the one who has always given me unconditional love and support. To the person who inspires people and doesn't discriminate who or what to nurture. To the most loyal person I know. To my dear sister Janie. Je t'aime.
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That was an interesting birthday celebration, Mof. Happy birthday! I know this year is extra special because you brought someone special with you. To more happy years, man. @Hale_Maximoff

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"Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece." Very amusing, Minnie. 😉

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Happy birthday to the coolest aunt in the world Lily Hale! I know I tell all of my aunts that they're the coolest but you're all cool in your own ways. Have a MARVELous birthday!

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You are and always will be the best woman in my life. Thank you for loving us fiercely. For always being there. For protecting our den with your everything. No words can express how much I love and adore you. Happy birthday Rose Calloway Cobalt. Keep your talons sharp, mom!

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What day is it today? Nothing special. Nothing. Just the birthday of THE BEST BODYGUARD. Happy birthday, Paul Donnelly! Just like what I promised, we'll eat at Wawa for 2 consecutive days. Thanks for the loyalty and tattoos. You'll always be a nonCobalt Cobalt.

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Happy birthday, Ben! Always take good care of yourself. We only have one of you and we don't want to lose him. As promised, my gift is a donation under your name (and an actual gift hidden in your room). PS. I'll pretend I did not see the organic samples you slipped in my bag.

Happy birthday, Ben! Always take good care of yourself. We only have one of you and we don't want to lose him. As promised, my gift is a donation under your name (and an actual gift hidden in your room).

PS. I'll pretend I did not see the organic samples you slipped in my bag.
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Happy birthday, Farrow Keene Hale. You and my cousin make each other smile like lovesick fools and I approve. Additionally, this tweet is a birthday greeting as it is a reminder: Nobody's stopping you from ripping each other's clothes off. So instead of eye-fucking, just get a room.

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Happy birthday, bro Tom Cobalt! I already know that this day will be twice as epic because you're the one celebrating. Just have fun, but don't get into TOO much trouble. Same goes for you Eliot Cobalt and Luna.

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Happy birthday, Oscar Oliveira! Watching you try to guess (and fail to prepare for) where and when Charlie will go is very entertaining. It's undeniable that you're very good at your job, however. Not everyone can keep up with such an interesting client.

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"You gave it to me, Beckett. It's mine!" Mom just snarled at me and then walked away, when I said I'll be holding the bouquet of roses for her. Happy mother's day, mom Rose Calloway Cobalt! I know nobody can ever top whatever dad Connor Cobalt has prepared for you but I know I'm close.

"You gave it to me, Beckett. It's mine!"

Mom just snarled at me and then walked away, when I said I'll be holding the bouquet of roses for her. Happy mother's day, mom <a href="/roseccobalt/">Rose Calloway Cobalt</a>! I know nobody can ever top whatever dad <a href="/_ConnorCobalt/">Connor Cobalt</a> has prepared for you but I know I'm close.
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Happy birthday, Quinn Oliveira. Finally, my cousin has someone reliable on her detail. Enjoy your day. You deserve it (after every glittery thing Luna has probably put you through).