Top 3 point scorers in the NHL all have a Mc, Mac or Mack in their name. All Canadian too. How crazy is that. Imagine how sick that’d be if MacKinnon McDavid and Macklin Celebrini were all on a line at the Olympics. McDonald's give the people what they want. McChin meal #NHLPicks

Olive Garden is so underrated. I just saw a customer get in the waiters face because the food “wasn’t good”. You pay for what you get. This isn’t fucking Hells Kitchen pal. I’ll take my 13 breadsticks and 2 soups for $11 and feel like I just robbed the Louvre. #NHLFaceOff

Can I fucking express ship my 5 Tenders from bdubs to my fucking table? It’s been over an hour. This is why I’d rather go to Olive Garden and get unlimited soup and salad for $11. Unbeatable deal. Fuck you Buffalo Wild Wings

If my kid sucks at hockey at 7 years old, I’m immediately giving him the “talk”.

McDavo and a guy getting paid 10.5 shmil to eat crayons on the bench and trip over his skate laces #NHLFaceOff

I wish I would’ve taken Spanish instead of French. Then I would’ve been able to understand the Super Bowl Halftime Performance by Bad Bunny. That’s on me, you don’t know till you do know.