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Joshua Garrison

@bearded_bigot

Confessionally Reformed, Husband of @bigoted_wife, Patriarch of the Garrison Family

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If you are a man and you drink this, you have an 84.6% chance of becoming gay within the next 1-3 years. Other lifestyle factors can greatly increase those odds.

If you are a man and you drink this, you have an 84.6% chance of becoming gay within the next 1-3 years. 

Other lifestyle factors can greatly increase those odds.
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Just spitballing here, but I don't think Jesus needs bombs. Case study: Sodom and Gomorrah Result: similar to that of nuclear fallout Interpretation: God is just and will punish the wicked

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Two things are true: 1. You CANNOT be wrong about Christ and enter the kingdom of heaven. 2. You CAN be wrong about historical figures and enter the kingdom of heaven.

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Happy Lord's Day, brethren! "Great and marvelous are Your works, Lord God Almighty! Just and true are Your ways, O King of the saints! Who shall not fear You, O Lord, and glorify Your name? For You alone are holy. All nations shall come and worship before You, for Your

Happy Lord's Day, brethren!

"Great and marvelous are Your works, Lord God Almighty! 
Just and true are Your ways, O King of the saints! 
Who shall not fear You, O Lord, and glorify Your name? 
For You alone are holy. 
All nations shall come and worship before You, for Your
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This is in clear violation of the Ordo Amoris. Our affections (including what or whom we will lay down our lives for) are ordered by God as such: 1. Dying for faith 2. Dying for family 3. Dying for *immediate* neighbor 4. Dying for nation 5. Dying for another nation

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The transgressors shall be destroyed together; the future of the wicked shall be cut off. (Ps. 37:38) The wicked are overthrown and are no more... (Prov. 12:7) The memory of the righteous is a blessing, but the name of the wicked will rot. (Prov. 10:7)