D}: - The sad brother of :{D. D}: is a sad, Italian, mustached man. His mustache is impeccable, but he's used to show unhappiness.... #UDD

powerpuff presentation - A powerpoint presentation containing lots of animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of gimmicks... #UDD

lahv - What Lady Gaga wants from you. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33320…

All time worst baseball cards. I used to love Jose Canseco. No idea why. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Texting with my dog. Who wants the ball?!? sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-…

Ear-balls - A combination of your eye balls and your ears. To be used when both senses are used simultaneously... #UDD

Which company do you distrust more? gopollgo.com/which-company-… via GoPollGo

curb shame - Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal... #UDD

hipster head bob - A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. #UDD

Just glad it wasn't me. Bama parent 'not sure' how he broke trophy espn.go.com/college-footba…

Unbrella - An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33320…

emoticon job - When someone attaches an emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion ;) #UDD

RT Total Frat Move: Telling Democrats that re-electing Obama would be like backing the Titanic up into another iceberg. TFM. #TFMapp

RT Total Frat Move: Last to putt, first to drive. TFM. #TFMapp

10 Reasons To Quit Your Job Right Now! techcrunch.com/2012/05/26/10-…

pixel counting - The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33320…

iPhone apps are people too, my friend. #amercia

Holy Cows - I thought that twitter locked us out! We're back just in time for our #SXSW party #MakeFuzzyTracks with mixtape marketing

Festivities start at 6PM. “P.J. Tanzillo: Are you in Austin for #SXSW? Come to #MakeFuzzyTracks drink with us!”