let's start securitizing stuff like memes and karma to really get this party going. then we pass the risk off to Wall Street!

How much unusual trading happens in Congress? A lot. Next time your friend says it's only the Dems or Republicans, show them the thread below. It is likely your fav politician has abused their power + will continue to do so. A thread of unusual/nefarious congressional trading:

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time to find out who this #EvergrandeGroup is after all

discounts lie ahead, my friends! #bearmarket or #beartrap ?

Crypto is already regulated (erratically) by the Twitter account of Elon Musk cnb.cx/3EXdjdg

Clicking unsubscribe links is worse than answering a spam phone call. Not only do you tell them that a real person is there, you're visiting the senders website where they can collect your IP address, location, and browser info. Don't click anything! Mark as spam! Move on!

Norfolk Southern, the company whose train derailed in Ohio and unleashed chemicals, made a record $12 billion in revenue last year. Instead of investing in better safety measures, what did the company do? It authorized a $10 billion stock buyback. Corporate greed, folks.