RT Peter Harding: Just got my sunbed on during lunch. Will have a red face for the rest of the afternoon now. #fml I'm gonna point at u 2moz

The new GLC album is out 17th October and is called BLUE WAFFLE.

Monday Night Football without Keysy and Andy Gray just isn't right. The heartbeat has gone. Like East 17 without Brian and Tony.

Don't get me wrong, Gary Neville is a genius but the presenter is a bit meh. He's like the other two from East 17. The mute ones.

I'll tell you just how shit the other two out of East 17 are.

If you look the band up on that Wikipedia you can't click on their names. There's no fucking information for them.

Pair of cunts. One of them couldn't even wear a fucking hat properly. It sat atop his head like a cat sitting on a fucking football.

RT Peter Harding: FIT rt: "Rûa: Another SEXY shot of heidirange #Loaded twitpic.com/66nska" I'd smash that lol

RT Peter Harding: I get that good/bad karma balance. Stood next to a fit guy on the tube. He sneezed on my neck. #goodmorning. Erotic? Lol

I also fined Carlton Cole a week's wages. He said nothing wrong, to be fair, but I watched him lose the ball to a fucking training cone.

RT Peter Harding: £1.80 for a green tea?! Thanks for mugging me again first great western// don't like it don't buy it

RT notBigSam: I did try desperately to get Yakubu to the club but once he saw that Venky's chicken advert his mind was made up.Ayrton Brownst

transfer rumour: the dustman of the guy who cleans my sisters ovaries said he saw a Panini badge of FC Twente in Berbatov's cousin's bins.

it's funny u shud say that Peter Harding cause I'm going to Victoria

@pcelicahaught29 hey x

Just wanna let Joanna Pyle know that I love her very much x

RT example: RT Kenny Dag: example bring back vanilla coke < no please dont! I second that it was shit

@TerryAlderton you were awesome tonight I was crying brilliant show

Saw @TerryAlderton in Didcot 2nite was brilliant #a must see show