I know all my friend’s poop schedules based on when they blast me with 6 ig reels at a time

¿Una selección mexicana cagándose cuando todo el país confía en ellos? Vaya, eso casi ni ha pasado.

Treat other people the way that you would like them to be treated

Not me broke asses 

If Aaron Judge was playing against Al Qaeda I’d wear an Al Qaeda jersey

#ChillieOnMinesPlease

Weekend eats

Ever since I was a young child I knew I wanted to be an upper middle class racist

Chill weekend 😎

Masters next weekend? Big week for the most annoying barstool sports type of white people

Currently working on a way to explode Jeep duck people with my mind

when i get really high i think about how retarded i am and it makes my heart beat so fast it starts to hurt

I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS

Can’t sleep so I’m up doom scrolling twitter dot com (the everything app)

Bought a KLR650 today lol

it’s hole filling season

Everything online is just dumb engagement bait and complaining about the Jews now

Going to Bass Pro after work, y’all need anything?

computa help me

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.