sorry to be a boomer about this but i hate how we have to download an app for everything now. we used to have websites.

florence pugh and andrew garfield playing lovers… check on your bisexual friend today

love being a zillennial so i can choose whichever generation is less embarrassing on any given day

it's astonishing to me when grown adults encounter opportunities for civility and decide to turn down those opportunities in favor of trying to make people feel badly about themselves in the name of "the truth"

Nuts that the use-case for these AI products is supposed to be "summarize your email." Summarize my email? What the fuck are you talking about?

Are you telling me a cis teen painted this chapel

we don’t talk about the death of DVDs enough. what about bonus fucking features

Everyone thinks the whole nepo baby thing is about their parents literally lining them up with a job, but it's about knowing you can take risks and really go for it because your family can help you out financially if it all goes wrong. It's about even feeling like you can try.

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

hearing dancing through life took me back a full decade im a teen again

I want to be in a relationship for all the normal gooey snoozefest reasons but also because I need someone to say “Ooooo that sounds good” as I read the menu of a restaurant aloud from my phone days before we’re actually eating at said restaurant

She’s my elon musk

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

Salt Lake City I didn’t know yall were chill like that

this was my brat when I was 12