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plans for da week

From now on, every Thurs:

12-8: drink at these tables
8-10: drink at the show
10-close: drink at the tables

cant believe it isn’t Thursday yet wtf

We’ve got something new coming this week that you’re going to love for a long time!!!

Irish Times is OPEN every day at 12pm

We’re looking forward to a fun summer

writing new jokes (old jokes w/ arrows next to em that say “should be better, maybe say loud??”)

Our pal Sandi Benton is headlining on Thursday btw if you want to start May off super fun

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Shoutout to this dedicated fan for planning AHEAD

imagine answering this wrong

brb bawling

wow that was a fun show. Love our crowds.

Spend your lunch break making plans. And make those plans be to attend Kelly's Irish Times TONIGHT for cold drinks, friendly faces, and stupid brilliant comedy.

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Not only is Randy 'The Big Unit' Johnson one of the most dominant pitchers in the history of baseball - but also his name was basically Horny 'The Big Penis' Penis.

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At least umps are consistent

tfw you realize tomorrow isn't thursday yet ugh

KELLY'S IS OPEN. Especially on Thursdays. In the basement. Starting at 8pm.

...but also every day starting at noon, so come drink and eat and laugh and live.

This is like if Cal Ripken played for 2131 straight days but always went 0-for-4

Watch bad. Drink good.

Our show is soon (8pm) and beer at Kelly's Irish Times is cheap and cold and good and also very affordable food oh wow come by