Escapers, it is April 2nd, not 1st. Worry not, I didn’t do it this time

Escapers, with the release of “The Unheard Edition” we have decided to increase the price of other pre-order editions by $35. We have also reduced stash space of all editions by 15 rows, and removed all starting equipment. We hope you find this helpful. #EscapefromTarkov

Escapers, to dispel rumors of “pay-to-win,” players will now be unable to access the game if they do not own the “Unheard Edition.” This will ensure every player is on a level playing field and has an enjoyable “non-P2W” experience. We hope this is helpful. #EscapefromTarkov

Guys this isn’t me, wtf

BSG social media team right now:

I’m honestly concerned by the media meltdown Battlestate Games has caused. I don’t know what they’re thinking but they’ve managed to make it worse lol

We’ve seen your frustration, escapers. To address any backlash, we have decided to discount the “Unheard Edition” to $200, AND will allow the CO-OP PVE to be purchased stand-alone for $150. We hope this change makes up for any dissatisfaction. #EscapefromTarkov

The lore deepens..

Did anyone have “BSG completely and utterly loses their minds on social media” on their April bingo cards?

Escapers, to apologize for the Unheard Edition, we have decided to give EOD users the following benefits: - 3% boost in XP gain - Jaeger now has additional (fun) quests - in-game voip time increased from 20 to 22 seconds We hope you enjoy these changes #EscapefromTarkov

Escapers, in response to the plagiarism of the Single-player Tarkov project, we will be issuing law suits to individuals who: - Downloaded any SPT files - Created SPT mods - Searched info about SPT - Posted or streamed about SPT We hope you find this helpful #EscapefromTarkov

Escapers, to apologize for the “Unheard edition” we will be implementing the following changes for eod users: •Unique item with call-in mechanics “Legacy” device: ◦Ability to call in a friendly “t-72m tank” and receive 95% less damage from bullets. #escapefromtarkov

Escapers, to eliminate any future plagiarism of our game code, we have decided to implement a special version of anticheat. This anticheat will: - completely format the storage drive of anyone who accesses game files and ban the user We hope this is helpful #EscapefromTarkov

Escapers, the installation of patch 0.15.0.0 has been delayed. We estimate it will take 36-48 hours to complete the server downtime. We apologize for the inconvenience, and to compensate, each player with the “Unheard edition” will receive 1,000,000 roubles. #EscapefromTarkov

My impromptu return to Twitter will be started with this kill on ✧⁺⁎ MisMagpie✧⁺⁎ GGs ❤️ #EscapefromTarkov twitch.tv/mismagpie/clip…

New balancing changes to the Hardcore Wipe mechanics in #EscapefromTarkov: ● Previously available in-game tasks from Peacekeeper have been locked; ● LL2 for Peacekeeper has been removed; ● Any player who earned quest rewards will have EXP and items revoked from their account.

Escapers, we have added to ability to fire underbarrel grenade launchers repeatedly with no reload animation required. This change is to reduce the hardcore aspect of the 0.16.9 patch. We hope this is helpful #EscapefromTarkov