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Daniel Bateman

@batemandan

Margaritavillae tropicus. Common name: Dan. Habitat: Far North Queensland reefs and rainforests. Characterised by: Jimmy Buffet music, Hawaiian shirt & puns.

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linkhttp://www.cairnspost.com.au calendar_today01-02-2011 23:00:51

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FLOODED & NOT FORGETTING: always check the fine print on insurance policies and on updates to your policy that are sent through. We thought we had top notch cover from RACQ for our vehicle that went underwater in #cairnsflooding We were wrong.

FLOODED &amp; NOT FORGETTING: always check the fine print on insurance policies and on updates to your policy that are sent through. We thought we had top notch cover from <a href="/RACQOfficial/">RACQ</a> for our vehicle that went underwater in #cairnsflooding We were wrong.
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This is NOT the attitude of fellow flood victims I have spoken to in my suburb of Holloways Beach. Many are traumatised and desperate for physical and emotional assistance. Sure, this bloke is funny but please don’t think everyone affected by the #FNQflood is fine. We need help.

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Tough day today. 90 per cent of our possessions are out on the street kerb waiting to be taken to the dump. We have one last trip to our flood-stricken home to clean up then we say goodbye for at least 12 months while everything is torn down and (hopefully) rebuilt. #Cairnsflood

Tough day today. 90 per cent of our possessions are out on the street kerb waiting to be taken to the dump. We have one last trip to our flood-stricken home to clean up then we say goodbye for at least 12 months while everything is torn down and (hopefully) rebuilt. #Cairnsflood
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I'm creating an "OnlyDans," where Dans get together to complain about being called "Dan the man, Daniel-san" and "Danny Boy" our whole lives.

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The message is simple: don’t be a moron during The Big Wet. So many lives at risk - and not just these idiots - from stupid decisions.

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Hey 10 News First Queensland your mid-commercial news updates in Cairns are 💩. Top story tonight is apparently “a giant of Cairns business has died”. That’s it. No name, no details, no nothing. Regional Australia deserves a better televised news service. Media Watch

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No longer able to rent movies from Telstra’s streaming service without a separate set top box. Hey Telstra, stop trying to make Fetch happen!

No longer able to rent movies from Telstra’s streaming service without a separate set top box. Hey <a href="/Telstra/">Telstra</a>, stop trying to make Fetch happen!
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Nearly 12 months after Cairns’ emergency messaging system failed spectacularly in the wake of Cyclone Jasper, looks like still nothing has been fixed. Thankfully this is a false alarm

Nearly 12 months after Cairns’ emergency messaging system failed spectacularly in the wake of Cyclone Jasper, looks like still nothing has been fixed. 
Thankfully this is a false alarm
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OK, I’ve now seen GOMEZ more than any band live, and after all these years these blokes are always amazing. Awesome reworking of classics (LOVED what they did with Get Miles) and some quality new stuff. Regretted not getting some Handbags tunes to takeaway.

OK, I’ve now seen <a href="/gomeztheband/">GOMEZ</a> more than any band live, and after all these years these blokes are always amazing. Awesome reworking of classics (LOVED what they did with Get Miles) and some quality new stuff. Regretted not getting some Handbags tunes to takeaway.