Dare you to read through this without a dry eye 🥲

FLOODED & NOT FORGETTING: always check the fine print on insurance policies and on updates to your policy that are sent through. We thought we had top notch cover from RACQ for our vehicle that went underwater in #cairnsflooding We were wrong.

This is NOT the attitude of fellow flood victims I have spoken to in my suburb of Holloways Beach. Many are traumatised and desperate for physical and emotional assistance. Sure, this bloke is funny but please don’t think everyone affected by the #FNQflood is fine. We need help.

Tough day today. 90 per cent of our possessions are out on the street kerb waiting to be taken to the dump. We have one last trip to our flood-stricken home to clean up then we say goodbye for at least 12 months while everything is torn down and (hopefully) rebuilt. #Cairnsflood

A Royal Commission into why smoke alarms only chirp at 2am when their batteries are low

I'm creating an "OnlyDans," where Dans get together to complain about being called "Dan the man, Daniel-san" and "Danny Boy" our whole lives.

Sharon Downman (FACN) (FCHSM) FAIDH CHIA RN RM Sigh. “Won’t happen to me”.

The message is simple: don’t be a moron during The Big Wet. So many lives at risk - and not just these idiots - from stupid decisions.

Hey 10 News First Queensland your mid-commercial news updates in Cairns are 💩. Top story tonight is apparently “a giant of Cairns business has died”. That’s it. No name, no details, no nothing. Regional Australia deserves a better televised news service. Media Watch

The day has finally arrived: the Great CD Extinction Event is currently underway at JB Hi Fi.

Every now and then my “pun a day” calendar absolutely delivers 🪄🐶

No longer able to rent movies from Telstra’s streaming service without a separate set top box. Hey Telstra, stop trying to make Fetch happen!

Easily the most funny Aussie movie I have watched in years. Get it up ya! jimschembri.com/hapless-lass-s…

The mayor of Townsville is in a bit of strife after exaggerating his military service and uni qualifications.

Arisa was born in Cairns so I did this for the Post when she was selected for the Paris Olympics. What little champion.

Houndini 🪄🐾

There are already independent audits of reef science. It's call "science".

A chocolate teapot would be quite delicious if it were used for brewing matcha and you drank it quickly.

Nearly 12 months after Cairns’ emergency messaging system failed spectacularly in the wake of Cyclone Jasper, looks like still nothing has been fixed. Thankfully this is a false alarm

OK, I’ve now seen GOMEZ more than any band live, and after all these years these blokes are always amazing. Awesome reworking of classics (LOVED what they did with Get Miles) and some quality new stuff. Regretted not getting some Handbags tunes to takeaway.