"Did you know that sleeping feels so good, now that we can do it properly? We should let Callie babysit more often, James Barnes."

"Question. Why is there a crazy blonde banging at my door and why is she looking for you? She called me a skank, for sleeping with you behind her back. First of all, I don't know what that means. Second of all, I only sleep with Bucky." Nathaniel Romanov

She's sitting in her favorite armchair, sketching - while listening to some vinyl.

She's giving Bucky Barnes (Parody) cookies, he's a cutie so she can't help herself.

Pokes Winter.

Pours a shot of vodka into her morning coffee. The kids have been crying non stop for days and Bucky is on a mission somewhere.

"I can't get drunk anyway Bucky. Not even a little."

Shakes, James Barnes.

Gives James Barnes a birthday peck.

Her lower lip slumps. x.com/wintersbuckste…

Nibbles his thumb. x.com/wintersbuckste…

"He tried to teach them how to hold a gun..." x.com/wintersbuckste…

"And they watched PG13 movies because they're educational." x.com/wintersbuckste…

"We can leave them with Tony!" x.com/wintersbuckste…

"Do you want to come back to two assassin babies?" x.com/wintersbuckste…

|| Jess. I want a thresome.

|| It's your fault Jessss

Blinks as Sarah takes her first step. ... ... ... "BUCKY!" James Barnes

Sneaks up behind James Barnes and smiles. "I caught a Bucky."

Pats his lil head. James Barnes