*every professer ever “Why are you packing up? There’s still 2 minutes left of class. I can teach the whole next chapter in that amount of time. “

if we ordered a pizza could we ask the delivery person to stop and get us ice cream on the way

I really can’t see the difference

You ever have a craving but have literally no idea what you are craving???

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see: RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

Fr it's just me and my Burt's Bees against the world

Chuck Cantrell would have never made us go to class in these conditions

gooooob morning. i would like a pancake

Just for you guys 🎉

I wish Netflix had a shuffle option so I don’t have to pick which episode of Friends or The Office I’m gonna watch for the hundredth time

cause of death: pollen

hello Tom Holland would you like to hang out with me when i am free tomorrow night i am free to hang out tomorrow night please dm me if you want to hang out tomorrow night when i am free to hang out which is tomorrow night Tom Holland

I love syd:)

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% that kid

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so i really think. we should all try again tomorrow