Ticket Punched. The Central men’s basketball team went on the road and won the conference tournament. #GoDutch #rollriversMBB athletics.central.edu/news/2025/3/1/…

All-Conference Awards! Congrats to these 4 on outstanding seasons! Not done yet either! - Josh Van Gorp (1st Team) - Owen Schipper (2nd Team) - Kaleb Brand (Honorable Mention) - Karson Wehde (Honorable Mention)

Buckle up Barstool WashU

Helluva fight. Thank you seniors 😢

Jackson Torbit’s first career home run for the Dutch is a grand slam in Florida! Central Baseball Jackson Torbit #GoDutch #rollriversBSB

You could win by 100 and still have nothing to celebrate as long as you’re enrolled at Simpson…

Ribble piles up 18 assists, 10 kills and 12 digs to highlight Dutch victory. #GoDutch #rollriversVB athletics.central.edu/news/2025/8/30…

Here’s some faces I make watching Cam Schulte ball out

🤫🤫 #2-0

Football teams I think are better then Luther: 1. Colorado School for the deaf and blind 2. My 3rd grade flag football team 3. A 6 man football team from Wyoming (their 6 vs their 11) 4. Luther’s Woman’s Soccer team (blowout) 5. Just Richard Portman and Vince Lugnut

🐍⬇️.

Hey Lily Phillips can you be my date to the headphone dance

Seven different goal scorers for Central in women's soccer romp over Coe. #GoDutch #rollriversMSOC athletics.central.edu/news/2025/10/4…

Officially hate week…GET HORNY

Today marks the last day EVER of Hofftober. Thank you Hunter for making me #Horny every Saturday. Now, go get that furry beaver tmr 18…

Marcon=DAWG🐶 #letthebigdogseat

Nothing better than getting a good dicking down by the Dutch. Right BarstoolSimpson ?? #armpitofthearc #lilbro #twelvestraight

Carter West Core:

Thank you seniors❤️❤️