Brady's plot armor was insane.

SUCK IT BRADY!

The NFL is back but my wife isn't.

I was about to end it all and then I saw this tweet. Thank you Taylor.

🚨 SCOOBY UPDATE 🚨

Career totals entering year 8. Hard to say who is better.

Props to the NFL for showing appreciation to the gay community.

Shoutout to all the Chiefs fans who are sticking with their team after falling behind 7-0. Takes real guts.

Xavier Worthy has just tied JaMarcus Russell on the all-time TD list with 1.

Throwing the ball short of the 1st down marker on 4th down. Disgusting.

Xavier Worthy only got a first down on his 2nd touch. Sad to see him decline.

13-10 at halftime, AKA Karl Malone's preferred age range.

Lamar could easily run for 2,000 yards in a season.

Taylor Swift blew a massive queef in Likely's direction just before he caught the ball and it was just powerful enough to make him land out of bounds. Don't say Taylor doesn't help the Chiefs win.