We are cooked.

Good to see the WH is concerned with the truly important things that impact American's daily lives. 🤡

President Trump is now 6'3" 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat. We might lose him to the NFL draft

Soft move from a guy who irrefutably has the same body as D.K. Metcalf.

I'm going to be a member of AARP before GTA 6 actually drops.

Didn't see Boston blowing two 20 point leads but Bing Bong!!

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

This is cinema!

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in minecraft? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes

@ us next time... also, we honestly didn’t know you were still open. congrats!

The Timberwolves game plan tonight.

Bucks Cavs and Knicks watching OKC have to deal with the 4th quarter Pacers.

my son waking me up for Bluey

There's always money in the banana stand. 🍌

Beautiful day for No Kings.

You stayed classy, San Diego. Thank you to the thousands who demonstrated peacefully today. No arrests, and no incidents. #SanDiegoStrong #OneTeamOneMission

Someone check on Bill Simmons.

I like to think my best mistakes are ahead of me. This is me in 2003 with a perm.