Average footballer ✅ Injury-prone ✅ Total Wanker ✅ Should fit like a glove x.com/skysportsnews/…

Barney Mclaughlin came up for the free kick for the last kick of the game... THE FUCKING CAT 🐱 HAS GOT A BEAUTIFUL FLICK ON STRAIGHT TO HUGHESY’ FEET... The rest is history... ABSOLUTE SCENES IN FRONT OF THE ROVERS CHEERLEADERS 📣🤷🏽‍♂️

⚠️ DON’T MISS OUT ⚠️ Remember the date 📅 the Generals go racing 🐎 UTG 💜 *event will start at 6:30pm with the first race set to take place at 7:30pm* If you would like to get involved please let us know 🍻

Tom Lawrence in 2 years renewing his car insurance

Free kick West Wratting FC leads to a goal scramble and some words between the two teams. So close to that first goal in this cup final!!

Huge appreciation tweet to all our NHS & front-line staff working tirelessly through this challenging time! Including one of our own Sawyer 🇬🇧🇯🇲 🍒 #YouGotThis 🍒🍒🍒

CHFC Virtual Quiz night held this evening!! 🍒 Results are in.... 3rd - Barney Mclaughlin 2nd - @thomasfarrow27 1st - Jonny Milne On a more important note we managed to raise £500 with all proceeds going to Head to Toe Charity CPFT #COYC 🍒

Rangers' fans in central Glasgow following their title win this afternoon... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 📹 - Chris McLaughlin

A class game of football between two good teams. A solid performance from the generals and a well deserved win 👏🏽 a 4-3 victory over Falcons FC could’ve easily been more but we’ll take the 3 points 🍻 @JTownshend9 ⚽️⚽️ Lee ⚽️ Milney ⚽️ UTG 💛💜 #Yellows #GG 🌱

Some wins feel that bit sweeter 😋 #COYS #DELE20

Superb from the Boys today....great team spirit and a couple of unreal saves by Barney Mclaughlin aswell! 🍒🍒 #Kickon #COYC

Why will no one dare play us 😪 scared of getting filled in 10-0 #UTG

Great win today for the generals in the top of the table clash Vs Royston United, 15-1 winners... Hattricks for Barney Mclaughlin Toves @JTownshend9 @Benferguson3J . X2 for Chris Tovey and X1 for Ryan Traynier . #UpTheGenerals

Cambridge City hope to forge Aston Villa links through keeper's move Cambridge City FC #AVFC cambridge-news.co.uk/sport/football…

BREAKING NEWS!! We are very pleased and proud to announce that for the 4th year running Crowie has won Cambridgeshire FA Groundsman of the year for 2018! Fantastic acknowledgment of all the Voluntary hard work Simon puts in! #recofdreams 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Missing one on ones weekly, chasing his touch down the M1 and getting weights'd by 16 year olds weekly... nicky bell does this. Lord give us strength. #BackToTheDobblers #NickyOut

2/3 cups in our first season isn’t bad going. 3-0 winners against Godolphin, goals from @JTownshend9 x2 & @Benferguson3J. Now to celebrate 🎉🙌🏽🍻⚽️. #UTG