Gary Barlow standing still haunts me

Truss the process

People have got it wrong Hancock isn’t weird or creepy he’s obviously trying to recreate the Mamma Mia beach scene with a modern and contemporary twist.

So chels were negotiating for 3 months with Brighton over caicedo then Liverpool came in with a last minute 110m bid that Brighton accepted, but Caidedo stayed in London and refused to sign or do a medical at Liverpool and pushed for Chelsea

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Men’s Ashes: 2-2 Women’s Ashes: 8-8 Netball World Cup: 1-1 Women’s Football World Cup: 1-0 Overall: England 12 - 11 Australia

Absolute gem in an English focus group earlier this week. Someone insistent that Sajid Javid was PM for a month and ‘screwed it all up’

We are never safe

Mauricio Pochettino is well-liked and backed by his players. They appreciate being given clear direction and an understanding of what they should expect from each other. His door is always open to his players." - Adrian Kajumba chelsea-news.co/2023/09/pochet…

to be fair to Rishi Sunak, the odds that David Cameron could make a *second* foreign policy decision that breaks the economy and tears the entire country apart are really very low

Starmer, make Ed Miliband Shadow Foreign Secretary. You know you want to.

David Cameron back in the Cabinet

What on Earth is going on in the House of Commons

This reeks of being jealous that you didn’t get reappointed to Home, Theresa.

Cameron Back Suella Gone Cleverly Home

Rumour has it Paul Merson said that David Cameron would return to the cabinet

Subtle

Good afternoon everyone! We're going to play a game, and it's called "Cunk or Coffey" - I'm going to give you all a quote and you've got to vote on whether it's by Cunk or Therese Coffey. Let's begin!