Go and get the open top bus

another one for the trophy cabinet

Son leaves our club, but not our hearts. A wonderful human and captain. He stayed when he could've left and leaves with a memory that will stand the test of time. He'll never be forgotten. His name will ring out. Good bye Captain.

Fuck

I think my new obsession is watching Daniel Levy walk. I don't know why I find it mesmeric. I've never thought about him moving, I've always imagined things just came to him like food, people and papers, then he just waved them away when he was done

Someone get Newcastle on the blower and tell them we have Richy for sale at £30m

The Sonny Side Stand

It's going to take a hell of an effort for a team to stop LFC this year and of course it's really early but Salah looks like he might be the weak spot ffs.

LFC's oldest players ended up being their worst players

You forgot to include the "ole ole" metric which has Johnson in the 99.9 percentile in world football. Can't buy that magic

Subs made a huge impact on both teams. They were strengthened our's weakened. We're just not there as a squad

In other news, Alien Earth looks absolutely elite so far.

Tired of overthinking FPL? Join my "How low can you go" league. Pick a team that will score the LEAST amount of points this season The rules: Spend at least 80m Only one player from a team No transfers Code: 1kadeo

34 teams in my "How low can you go?" league. Do you have the ability to pick 15 low scoring players from 15 different teams and not make one sub? There'll be a prize for the biggest loser/winner prob beer, cheese, gin or biscuits. I'll figure that out in May.

Konate is drunk

My How Low Can You got team scores a point with Chiesa unbelievably making an appearance. Hoping he gets a booking

When I try and score loads of points I can't. When I try and score as few as possible, Chiesa happens.

What a day he's having 💙