Breaking news: Rather than erect a statue to commemorate Boris Johnson’s illustrious premiership - a sewage outfall at Bexhill beach has been named after the politician. A spokesman said “this conduit of effluent will become his lasting memorial.”

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Talkback appears to do a disproportionately high number of items featuring Keep NI Beautiful while ignoring other more important environmental issues. I'm sure this has nothing to do with David McCann working for Keep NI Beautiful

haaland isn’t the best striker in england. whoever the first one to score against preston in the league is

The streets won't forget him x.com/STDiogo_/statu…

For anyone who’s not an Exeter fan I want to contextualise this: Jay’s dad Adam passed away of cancer, aged 31, whilst still an Exeter player. The number 9 shirt was retired for 9 years in his honour. 12 years later, his son will wear the famous 9 shirt for Exeter City ❤️

Many people told me I would benefit exposing myself to art.

Bens first game … Welcome to a lifetime of hurt my boy x

Imagine Elizabeth saw off 15 Prime Ministers , 7 Popes and 14 US presidents and still as Queen never saw Mayo win an All Ireland

What in the Hollyoaks Omnibus is going on with these?

meme of the day! #FreePalestine ✌️🇵🇸

This sort of announcement could only be made in the UK. 😊

This is not the queue, stretching miles, to see Queen Elizabeth's coffin lying in state. This is the queue for a charity food bank in the capital city of the world's fifth richest country.

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