Every once in a while, take off your watch and smell your wrist. Humble👏🏿 your👏🏿self👏🏿

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Find you somebody who holds you as tight as Sony is holding on to those Spider-Man movie rights😂

Broccoli is man-made so I don't eat that shit- a nigga that smoke weed

I hate that Bible prepared us for fires, floods, and locusts, but said nothing about Wawa selling burrito bowls.

The worst thing about being at an Erykah Badu concert is that I saw at least 30 people that look exactly like me.

It's funny how quickly I went from getting applause breaks at a comedy club to jumping on the El and sitting on an empty steel reserve can... Stay the course.

Terence Crawford To Errol Spence Jr

Errol Spence on his was home after getting beat by Terence Crawford :

‼️ Terence Crawford takes aim at media members who he feels were against him after knocking out Errol Spence… [🎥 @ShowtimeBoxing]

Pay attention! The International Signal for "Aid and Assist" has been updated... #ViralVideos #bamabrawl #bama #Montgomery #thundercats

Comedy Night at Heritage on North 2nd Street in Philly! 9/12 9pm. Great lineup! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/comedy-night… with Blake Wexler 🫵 Hannah Trav brandon mitchell Charles Steele and Megan Goetz !

‼️ During Devin Haney and Shakur Stevenson's back-and-forth on social media today, this video was leaked seemingly showing a secret recording of Devin's father/trainer Bill Haney discussing sparring between them…

I think I'm aging so well because I do a great job at staying out of white people's business.

I prayed over my food in Chick-fil-A and this older couple peeped and couldn't stop smiling at me. I hope that they never find out that I spent majority of my time today watching videos of people doing the crip walk.

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I joined Twitter 12 years ago today and I still don't have a million dollars... Whack

I’m in jail… not dead. Stop being stupid

Congratulations Canelo Alvarez you made the so called lion look like a baby cub.