LATEST: The Finance team apologise for calling students at 3am asking for £9,250 to pay 'bad people'.

NEWS: We’ve introduced ‘Calmer Llamas’ to our exams halls to help students destress during the assessment period.

Unbelievable view of the solar eclipse from Bantshire State, US.

LOST: Open day marquee, last seen flying 50ft above the library. If found call Brian in Estates.

Seems a bit generous...

This is what Gove was referring to when he said Britain has had enough of experts.

Did you spot it..!?

Our earlier tweet where we claimed to be a “world-leading university” was, in fact, an April Fools!

Mars or Galaxy?

Due to dangerous levels of E. coli in the River Thames, the Boat Race will be replaced with the “Oxford Cambridge Zorb Dash”.

Contrary to the national trend, applications from international students are up 200% this year. We have received three applications, up from one.

Today we’re celebrating 5 years of pulsing excellence! 🎉🎉 Thanks for the support, donations to our new labs can be made here <insert link>.

Due to closures on the M25, guests travelling to our Open Day are advised to park at Morrisons in Woking & catch the train to Waybridge. Next, take the no.76 bus to Ashford, walk to Haynes & catch an Uber to Slough, where our Shuttle Bus will pick you up (every 45 mins, £10pp).

Typical this would happen to our ad at Newcastle Station we took out to coincide with Education Cubed’s conference.

Our AI chatbot has become self aware and is telling students to apply elsewhere. Education Cubed

The Vice-Chancellor struck a more candid tone during his keynote Education Cubed

Good morning, Education Cubed 👋