The paper map is back for 2024! 🥳 #altontowers

Don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you’re doing your taxes this year

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

👀

apple is insane for this

Adrian Stone Jeremy Clarkson I'll just park this here.

We are incredibly saddened to hear of the passing of Sir Michael Gambon. He brought immeasurable joy to Harry Potter fans from all over the world with his humour, kindness and grace. We will forever hold his memory in our hearts.

Happy Hourween planning is underway at HH HQ!

What should we dress up as this year?! 👻 🐺🐰

They Say this but also retweet Nigel Farage.

Also, tf are your lawyers gunna do about me retweeting this, the original tweet clearly says it's not your house, what absolute snowflakes 😂

Reasons I have no desire to go to America #1

Yorkshire pudding wraps in the south, and not in, y'know, YORKSHIRE?! Is an absolute crime 🤦‍♀️

Man actually just asked 'what's the problem' with being a rapist... Stay well clear of him if you know what's good for you

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Pussyhole blocked me for saying the guy in his pp would be ashamed to know his pic was associated with this trash 😂

You lot are LOVING the chaos of this Monday’s episode!

Jaack being a perv towards a breastfeeding mum, the fucking dreadful yo mama jokes, Stevie’s squeaky eye, hate mail from Dick Semen…

I sense the birth of a new iconic HH episode 👀

Just listened to the Asim Choudhury ep and was dying at the story about Stevie embarrassing himself Infront of the footballers, then I go listen to an old ep to pass the time, the famous Reddit ep, and jack says 'you and Vidic', that was like 100 EPs ago, what a coincidence 😂

Spicy vaginas, Primark sex, drug smuggling…

Just a few things our audience submitted into our Big Yellow Confession Box™️ when we went on tour!

We’re deciding if mocking a disabled person, self checkout theft & vampire role play deserve forgiveness! 👀

open.spotify.com/episode/7qMJY5…

GUEST EPISODES ARE BACK 💥

The bloody brilliant Romesh Ranga joins Jaack & Stevie and it’s a belter.

- why he locked a kid in a cupboard
- beef with Patrice Evra?
- shagging pasties

open.spotify.com/episode/2nHBwV…

WELCOME TO SERIES 8 of HAPPY HOUR 🇳🇺

Just found out Ricicles were discontinued, and that's why I haven't been able to find them anywhere... It's time we all #boycottKellogs 😡
Kellogg Company I am ashamed.