It’s Banana’s in here!! Banana Zone App NFC SUMMIT - LISBON - JUNE 4-6 2025

🍌@nfcsummit and MEMECON LISBON BROKE OUR MINDS + BODIES BUT FED OUR SOULS🍌 We got lost more times than a memecoin roadmap Shilled BZ to strangers, statues, and possibly a police horse World of Women party was another level. Nearly took us from beta to public right

🍌Last week we were in Lisbon for NFC SUMMIT - LISBON - JUNE 4-6 2025 and MEMECON 🍌 We came for the networking We stayed for the confusion, free drinks, and emotional damage BananaZone may still be in beta, but the shill was fully live 🍌🍌🍌

🍌 greg once said “Time to make banana bread” and suddenly we blacked out, woke up 40 trades deep and emotionally tethered to a yellow fruit 🍌 This isn’t baking This is BananaZone And the oven’s set to 30-second market madness 🍌🍌🍌

🍌pump.fun GOT SUSPENDED. THEN CAME BACK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 🍌 No tweet. No apology. Just straight-up respawned like it found a health pack in the Twitter gulag Internet’s weird BananaZone is weirder 🍌🍌🍌

🍌 It’s Friday 🍌 Spirits are high 🍌 Code’s cooking The Zone’s temporarily down while we upgrade the madness - shoutout to our first 500 beta users for melting it beautifully Also - we just ripped past 5,000 followers The cult grows The bananas are watching 🍌🍌🍌

🍌CHIEF BANANA DEGEN HAS RETURNED FROM Solana APEX IN BUDAPEST - SWEATY, DELIRIOUS, AND NOW SPEAKING IN HUNGARIAN TRADING SIGNALS 🍌 Back in London Back to building Still not entirely sure what happened on Thursday night The Zone didn’t miss him it just got slightly more

🍌BREAKING: Roy - CEO of Cluely - has apparently been moonlighting as a Senior Software Engineer at BananaZone for 8 years 🍌 We’d like to thank our lead dev for his years of imaginary service Your pension is in banana points 🍌🍌🍌

What’s this video? A trailer? A threat? A hallucination? Yes 🍌 The product demo is coming and it’s not gonna be clean, quiet or normal It’s chaos. It’s culture. It’s what happens when you give leverage to sleep deprived lunatics 🍌 Stay tuned and get yourself on the

🍌WE PLACED IN THE DEFI TRACK IN THE Solana Colosseum HACKATHON🍌 Judges saw the yellow balaclavas, the 30-second trading chaos, the pitch deck delivered in the style of a jungle mc and said: “These lunatics are onto something” Vibes, leverage, and dangerously fast buttons

🍌Hot in the bunker🍌 Running on caffeine, memes, and mild paranoia Tweaking. Testing. Breaking things on purpose Before we blow minds… we sharpen the chaos BananaZone is cooking 🍌🍌🍌

At this point, no one even flinches when CBP takes investor calls like this 🍌 It’s not a costume It’s a mindset Welcome to BananaZone 🍌🍌🍌 🍌 Join the waitlist and embrace the chaos: bananazone.app 🍌

Fresh off a Colosseum win, it only made sense to dive headfirst into another arena Seeker | Solana Mobile hackathon - we’re coming in loud, unhinged, balaclavas on and touchscreen-optimised Not just going mobile Sideloading straight into chaos🍌🍌🍌 Solana Superteam UK

BananaZone update is flying 🍌 The waitlist is growing faster than our ability to explain what this actually is 🍌 It’s Monday morning and the excitement levels are somewhere between "launch mode" and "full market-induced psychosis" 🍌 Join the waitlist for the upcoming

🍌CBD (Chief Banana Degen) just got back from Paris after a weekend of chaos, croissants, and full-contact crypto diplomacy 🍌 Huge shoutout to Superteam UK , BONK!!! , MonkeDAO🍌 , Nom & the Paris Musketeers for hosting what may have been the most alpha-infused

🍌MONDAY MODE: ENGAGED 🍌 The caffeine’s kicking in Fixes are getting shipped Mobile is looking sick We’re nearly live again and no one’s getting caught on camera with the Head of HR this time 🍌 Waitlist still open: bananazone.app 🍌🍌🍌

🍌Ozzy Osborne and Hulk Hogan in the same week 🍌 The world’s lost two icons of absolute chaos - one shredded guitars, the other shredded shirts Rest in power to the kings of loud, unfiltered energy We’ll channel that energy straight into BananaZone mayhem 🍌🍌🍌