I just want to say its lovely that ESPN put in a countdown clock for intermission. The little things

Its actually cheaper to fly from NYC to North Carolina and watch the Rangers than it is to watch the Rangers at MSG

POV: your a Boeing employee at the next company wide town hall meeting

*taps mic* drunk…but handsome

They really cooked with Battle Hymn of the Republic but Blood Upon the Risers also goes hard much harder than it should

Phil Jurkovec died from a broken hand. It was a truly terrible scene. RIP Phil

Post the final scoreline of your game tonight Villanova MBB

To recap the work week in late stage capitalism:
1) hedge funds can own law firms
2) private equity is gambling on when people will die
3) corporations can hire hitmen to kill employees
4) a children’s arcade is allowing customers to bet on their games

Tbc…did i miss anything?

Good question. You can capitalize it onto the balance sheet if you mention to your controller that “useful life remaining” is in someways a simpler depreciation method than straight line

No company is paying to “dark search” an entry level job lmfao. The cost benefit analysis is similar to drug screening and why some companies stopped doing it completely for new hires

The Fed has to raise rates right NOW.

Business undergrad is all fun and games until you open the derivatives section of the CFA level 2 and get asked to price the value an interest rate swap with a $10 calculator and a pencil

A novel solution to prevent yourself from dying…walking outside to where there is food and water. Or idk doordash something. Theres some good Jewish delis nearby Columbia. DM if u need recs

Students: divest if you want the protests to stop
Brown: no
Students: let us vote on it
Brown: no
Students: your being unreasonable
Brown: Nope. But the committee who approved the investments can vote on it
Students: Yay! We won!
Brown *6 months later*: unanimously no

Me when i see the 10-year old step up to the pop-a-shot

Broke: Apollo bought Athene for it to be a permanent capital source
Woke: Apollo bought Athene to have an edge in life insurance gambling

The European mind cannot comprehend how the poorest US state, Mississippi, who Americans joke is a third world country, has roughly the same GDP per capita as the UK