Warning: Don’t try this on actual bald heads #baldtwitter

I call this the "Opposite Bill Self."

Who’s in your all-bald, all-star, all-time NBA starting 5? And who’s the bald coach? #baldballers #NBAPlayoffs PG: SG: C: SF: PF: Coach:

Amen

I have a cruel, clever daughter.

#HappyFathersDay to all the bald dads that protect their kids.

As a bald guy people are often concerned for me when I don’t wear hats on sunny days. I work on TV and can’t ever afford to have this happen. Gotta build the base well into summer before the hat goes on.

Should we be happy or worried that we are easy to photoshop? #baldtwitter

“Paging Dr Sins”

After seeing Sterling's Gillette UK advert. It made me think @gilletteUK and other shaving companies should advertise to those of us that shave our heads and not our faces 🤣

What a player #BaldFC

Don’t ever sleep on a bald guy with a vision

STILL hilarious.

Bald HQ the best thing about this hot weather is I come home and put my head under the cold tap and not worry about my hairdo