Well hey, if it makes any of you feel better, we probably would have been killed off by MiLB's realignment this year anyway.

We keep getting asked this, so we'll just put it out there: Yes, we DID have to start going 2 teams to a room here in Baseball Hell last year. #ThanksRealignment

Apparently I said the following during my broadcast of Mascot Mania Night at a Modesto Nuts game in 2015. I have ZERO recollection of this but Bobby DeMuro found it and now you can laugh at/with me as my brain slips into oblivion.

Worth 6 seconds of your day.

In Baseball Hell, every night is Fireworks Friday.

Wait, Sam Lynn *ISN'T* the Field of your Dreams?

Can you even imagine how many bases Billy Hamilton would have stolen in 2012 here with these new balloon-size bases? We're thinking 300.

In Baseball Hell, every day is the last day of the season, but none of the games matter.

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Streets of Delano?

My back hurts too. Can I have a few million for a new stadium?

Anyone remember Nate at our ballpark from 2012-2016 - started as just collecting recycling and grew from there. Same story. This is an easy thing for teams to do and everyone should be.

Oh it's ON

Worried we stopped haunting the Minors? Don't be. We've just been strengthening our teeth by gnawing on rocks along the banks of the mighty Kern...

Is it time for us to RISE FROM THE ASHES? Don't get excited. It's not to play baseball. It's to torture people and businesses on social media.

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Grab your glove, we've already got a sandlot game going down here in Baseball Hell.