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"The Funny Networks: When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This.The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses."

"Anonymous: #Anonymous featured in new #BlackOps2 trailer - bit.ly/JRr521 Hijack ALL the drones! (srsly...we're kidding DHS)"

"Uncommon Facts: Rearrange these words: 1) Pneis 2) Htielr 3) Nggeri 4) Buttsxe. Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext?"

@bobbyjonesACE we are still at the after party. Where did u go?

@bobbyjonesACE ohya? Maybe we will stop by. Might be getting kicked out. Lol

"Condescending Wonka: Oh, you're not feeling well? twitpic.com/9i55xa"

"READER: If a man with no arms has a gun, is he still considered armed?"

"Condescending Wonka: Oh, you're on your period but still want to have sex? Sounds like a bloody good time, mate."

"Condescending Wonka: That awkward moment when someone says Happy Mothers Day to Casey Anthony."

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"The Funny Networks: If you are what you eat, then you must eat a ton of fast food... because you're cheap, fast, and easy."

#WeirdestHeadlineOfTheWeek "Anonymous: Japanese man cuts off and cooks his own genitals, serves them to diners | f24.my/Jy0UtZ "

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