babe are you okay? you’ve hardly touched your denim dinnerware

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs

watching sunsets and sunrises is free therapy.

You're gonna die someday anyway, it may as well be on one of our rides

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of former Marshall football student-athlete Jaquan Yulee. His energy and ability to connect with so many in our fanbase was exemplary. He will be missed by so many in the Thundering Herd.

I suddenly forget.

Whenever I tell customers imma look in the back for something I rlly just go back there and eat 4 hot Cheetos and nae nae rq then come back out to say we don’t have it

selling my 4-day GA bonnaroo ticket if anyone’s interested. $300 obo ✌🏼

😂😂😂😂

Everything went downhill

Gordon Ramsey once said, “this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off” 😂😂😂

the hold this sexy spider queen had on me from the chuck e cheese stomp game

We’re 5 weeks away from 7pm sunsets, Ice cold beer and bbq’s, now tell me that sounds pretty damn good.

I be missing Mac Miller like we grew up together

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

anyone else watching special forces just wanna give Tara Reid a hug? 🥺 fuck that backpack lol