há gajos pá, que cada vez que abrem a boca vem um cheiro a esterco!

Been coughing all morning and wife is also sick... but no worries, I'm not going to annoy everybody with innumerous tweets about my illness

Mr. zeldman should be nominee for the disease category - http://shortyawards.com/

tweets on desig... disease... it's about the same!

Dog farted during the night, parrot woke up and started saying "it was him"... couldn't fall asleep again.

woke up at 4:00am with my own fart sound... sore hass and an incredable smell of gas... couldn't sleep again.