Everybody wants to fight when they get arrested these days hoping they can get something on video to put on social media. All that does is get them another charge & cost them more money. 9 out of 10 always say later that they wish they had just cooperated😏

Actual Call: A woman called 911 stating her now ex boyfriend stole her car after they had a fight. She stated he was violent, had a gun in the vehicle, & also probably had drugs in the car. The vehicle was located & a traffic stop was performed. A search of the vehicle found

My quarterly 401K statement rolled in and now I have realistic hopes of wiping my ass with Charmin instead of dollar store brand toilet paper when I retire. The boss is coming through for me! 🥳

Suspended for helping ICE. Colorado is absolute dog 💩for this. foxnews.com/us/colorado-de…

Actual Stop: Me: Maam, do u know why I stopped you today? Her: I hope to just tell me to have a good day Me. No ma'am, you were speeding. Is there a reason for you to be going 20 mph over the limit? Her: Will any reason I give keep me from a ticket? Me: Depends on the reason you

I have posted several times warning people about traveling to Mexico after I personally had a close call years ago. It only takes 1 times folks & then it's too late. I'd advise staying out of Mexico foxnews.com/us/americans-v…

Anyone know of a politician who didn't become much richer while in office? I'm talking about politicians like Biden & Pelosi who don't own companies & their only income is from bending citizens over & ramming it so far up in them they talk like Mickey Mouse. Where they get it?🫤

So....if you got 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room you know what you got? 100 people that don't do dick🫤 I'm going to hell. I'm sorry😶

If you wanna piss off your buddy use his phone number to get a verification code for a website cuz u personally don't want all the spam texts after. The look on their faces when they realize what u done when u ask for the code is classic. I mean I guess it is......if I did that😉

Actual Call: A man called 911 because he said a man pointed a gun at him while in traffic due to a road rage incident. The man stayed behind the vehicle while on 911 giving updates on their location. Upon receiving the call, I told the dispatcher to tell the man to disengage the

Another childhood star is gone from us Gen X'ers😥

As a taser instructor I like the new Taser 10. However, the asthetics of multiple trigger pulls to set the probes is gonna make for some great cop hater videos. I only post this so YOU will understand what u are seeing when they pop up & know its how its designed.👮‍♂️🚔

I was just involved in a major standoff. We intensely stared at each other for about 30 seconds. Here's the culprit. Why are they testing me with these new product DNA busters? Bastards🤔

Oh man, I'm gonna get to eat meat when I retire! 47 makin my retirement diet great again!🥳

I don't know how this drama in Texas will play out with the Democrats. I just know there's a 99.9% chance it won't play out like we all want it to. Never does😏