Hello, Twitter. I hope you've been staying delicious.

@MercenaryKratos Hello there, Krattykins.

@MercenaryKratos Oh, I'm hurt. You don't remember your old pal Hugo? Our children used to play together, you know. Until it got physical.

@MercenaryKratos Yes you do. I have a photo of us somewhere... Here. http://i.imgur.com/u3bRB.png

@MercenaryKratos Well, blame your fate, I suppose. So how's the rat these days?