Shout out to black dudes named Tim for once again winning the “looks least like a Tim” contest

The emperor is really rocking strong “ass to ass” requiem for a dream party vibes at the Luke/vader battle at the end of Jedi

People who say shit like “my friends say I’m a textbook Capricorn are not only absolutely shitty but unaccountably so to boot

I know pretty much everything about the dunning Kruger effect Im just naturally an expert at understanding it i guess

Undiscovered ancient temples seem to have all been abandoned exactly one reckless archeologist”s walkthrough away from dramatically collapsing from the center outwards.

This week we give thanks to the FIRST BAND on Red Scare and track 1 on the #RS20 comp: The Falcon! 🦃 This comic shows them feasting on Chicago Dogs, and we think the image is neat, neat, neat. Check back with us on #CyberMonday for some pages outta The Book of Dead Names!

hi!!! parting gift is out today!! fricken Brendan Kelly sings on it!!! and also it’s my birthday lol go give it a listen!! open.spotify.com/track/0rjhfek5… Brendan Kelly: Juggalo Hopeless Records Red Scare Industries 🇺🇦 Mike Sapone Franz Nicolay

My heart got kicked out of all its homes, and dying young just didn't work so I guess I'm dying old youtu.be/mRDtqR0sYaI?si…

Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks

Looks like @SamRussoMusic and Elway are loading up their wagon for a trip from Colorado to Quebec. A caravan fueled by brown gravy and green chili. Show details and tix on the Red Scare site: redscare.net/tour-dates.html

Red Scare loves Canada so much that we're bringing a buncha comrades up yonder AND an exclusive 4-song tour 7" with us! The mission is to find some authentic Tartiflette. 🤞 Peep the dates (link in bio), Billets en vente, and GET TO A GIG! TixXx 👇 redscare.net/band-bio.html?…

More like George dyin

Djing liars club tonight for Scott’s bday jam. Come get weird/naked

We made a rad 7" for the Canada tour, but then we thought it would be a dick move to withhold FOUR NEW SONGS from the rest of the world. We're egalitarians, after all, are we not?! The new EP is available NOW, so give it a listen and GET TO A GIG. 👇 orcd.co/RedScareCanada

I will now tweet a few things that have been on my mind. Here we go:

Jeff sessions sounds like a compilation of a midwestern emo gay hustler’s early shit

The new alkaline trio song is very very good

I have a new song called tracksuit streaming. It’s from a tour 7” I did w guerilla poubelle and Sam Russo in support of our august run through americas shit belt and eastern Canada

There is definitely a guy out there in his 40s or 50s named Harry Potter whose life got permanently turned absolutely fucking upside down at some point

This is really the dr dre of days for me