Last night when marisa's dog licked me mid selfie

Realizing you and the guy you’ve been fighting deep in the show more replies actually share the exact same opinion - but too many hurtful things have now been said, and you’ll never again be the same computer friends you once were

Brian De Palma being asked about taking over for Gore Verbinski on MISSION TO MARS.

In American culture, permanently giving up a parking spot for the dead is like crying ('giving water to the dead') in Fremen culture

Seeing Book of Mormon tonight with my brother in law and sister in law. If this were 2011 I'd finally feel very relevant. Alas