Cryptos are like sexually transmitted diseases - most people have heard about them, but only a few have had some themselves. I've had both and can assure you the girls waiting in line to see an STD doctor are even hotter than the DeFi coins in the summer of 2020.

My wife just asked me how our savings invested in DeFi tokens are doing. Now I'm pretending I've suddenly gone deaf. I really hope she doesn't repeat that question in written form, then I'll have to start running into furniture and stepping on our Poodle.

Bulls make money, Bears make money, and Pigs go straight to rekt city.

Three aliens walk into a bar. One of them is the founder of Ethereum.

I finally figured out what XRP stands for – X Rated Porn. I liked Ripple better. That name was great for rhyming.

Roger Ver's favorite song must be I Like Big Blocks And I Can Not Lie

The next time I buy BSV will be the first time I buy BSV.

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