//I STG I WILL REPLY TO THINGS AT SOME POINT

//LISTEN I KNOW WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY BUT LIFE IS HOMOPHOBIC

//Remembering the time Bobby asked Kurt if he wanted to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with him and Kurt was like ‘Idfk what that is but hell yeah :D’

//locked outta heaven 😔

//Goin 100 miles an hour 👌🏻

//42069, even

//:)

//I really need to fucking get replies out holy hell. I have been so fucking busy with other shit. 😩😩😩

Skidding on all fours, whirling around to immediately tackle again. “I ‘really can’t’! Do you know nothing about the rules of hospitality??”

//Lookit me gooooo

Disappears in a puff of sulfurous smoke, reappearing just above Todd and plummeting down in an attempt to squash the little rat- “…… gutes Argument-“

//gotta reply to Big Kurt still but I gotta wait til I get home b/c german xD

A matching oof as he hit the ground, his fall broken only by the other’s body. He doesn’t get up, instead choosing to let his body go limp, effectively making himself heavier. “Are you going to give me back my wallet now?”

“Dann schätze ich, dass du hier stirbst. I guess this is where you d!e.” He stretched out a little bit, making a show of ‘getting comfortable’ despite being very much not comfortable.

//alright time for me to vanish into the Aether for another 2 years byyyyyye-

“Andererseits, I’ve detained a villain. What’s more ‘heroic’ than that!” His tail flicks a little as he still refuses to move, a shit eating grin on his face.

“Are you saying you *want* to go to jail?” Kurt’s tail flicked in mild amusement as he stretched a little. “You *could* just give me back my wallet.”