Might want to get those ideas in the too drawer and into action quick smart. #springst

Breaking? Premier, please… #springst

First machete ban in Australia passes Vic Parliament. And in just six more months they’ll actually be illegal. #springst

Long night ahead. Was midnight last night. 2am tonight? #springst

Is it still a press conference with no press? Kinda like shouting at the clouds. Ringwood MP Will Fowles had wanted to talk about his campaign to recognise housing as a human right in Victoria. There’s always next time. #springst

Jacinta Allan tells parliament the City Loop opened in 1985. Computer says no #springst

Time to stop late night parliamentary sittings? Greens MP Aiv Puglielli this morning using parliament to complain about the cost of vegan cheese and oat milk 😂#springst

Chaos in parliament as Labor try to force Liberal MP Nick McGowan to remove his tie 🔥 #springst

Labor people saying Albo will hold a press conference with Jacinta Allan today, despite advise from his office about being near the unpopular premier. “Albo wants to pull the band aid off and not do any other stuff with with her for the campaign.” Ouch. #springst #auspol

He looks happy. #springst #auspol

Is this why the Liberal Party can’t have nice things? Some MPs “furious” ar this bipartisan event during the federal election campaign. Never mind it’s ANZAC Day. An earlier post failed to clarify this was griping by colleagues. #auspol #springst

Baz has heard of keeping your factions tight, but adoption seems extreme! Anyway, welcome DJ Trung! #springst

👀 🔥 👀 🔥 #springst

If John Pesutto puts the same effort into his fundraising efforts as he did applauding James Newbury’s budget-in-reply speech: PREPARE THE CORFLUTES! #springst

How many Liberal shadow cabinet members does it take to put an umbrella up? #springst

The Victorian Liberals, ladies and gentleman. Worth the minute. Watch till the end. #springst

The Victorian Liberal Party. Going down? #springst