she tech on my tip till i linus

guys i just found my new favorite movie. Everyone (ESPECIALLY YOUNG CHILDREN) should go watch "Zoo" (2007)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

just found out about this pay gap bullshit. give me two months and ill get it sorted. women will be back to not getting paid just like god and trump intended

this was my sexual awakening

that good pengussy got me actin up frfr

im in my problematic era

when my broad just left me for this motherfucker

im about to release "the day the music died (taylor's version)". watch yourself. taylor's about to enter her fuck around and find out era

GUYS BABBLETRON CONTENT DROUGHT HAS ENDED WATCH ME DISCUSS ALL OF MY DEEP SEXUAL DESIRES PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET youtube.com/watch?v=C42QmD…

She glorb on my florb till I zab

The only thing I touch is my car keys after wasting away again in Margaritaville

This is the society the libs want. #transvehicles #saveourkids

I love Tucker swift

Guys whatever you do, DO NOT look up Trump rule 34. It's not actually about the trial. #scarred #maga

dead account 💀