There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect

If you want to be a Vegetarian, make sure you Do Not eat anything that is made of Meat. Meat advice there.

If you come and visit use the Designated parking zones.

Check out Karl's gimp face the moment he first set eyes on Warwick..youtube.com/watch?v=1ENnI-… Haha. Please RT.

There’s no panic like trying to press “End Call” when you make an accidental call.

TODDLER WITH NO NOSE! TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING NOSE! FUCKING TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING NOSE! Oh. It's OK. His Dad had it. Sorry about that.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich

RT Rick Berman Me and the gang...2013. --Shouldn't that be on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"?

#FutureYou <<------ Most disappointing hashtag of all time.