When you see someone fall over in central Helsinki and have to fight the disgustingly British urge to yell "WA-HEEEEEYYYY!!! and break into applause because you know that's not a thing people do here. 😩 #BritishProblems

Facebook Notifications: "You have memories to look back on today." Veteran alcoholics: "I can assure you I do not." #FridayFeeling

Nonstop messy #immigrant news day in day out. As a #UK resident I’ve got to say this is the truth. Some might try to distract us but we all know it. Fair play to Ewan for calling it how it is! Zoe Gardner Lou Calvey Savan Qadir

#StGeorgesFlag #FarageRiots #Tice

Ah yes, that legendary political comedian and neo-Marxist rabble-rouser, Peter Kay. Mr Betts is doubtless tired of Kay using his platform to push his socialist agenda of whether or not we remember Frubes and other 90s snacks. Down with this woke nonsense! #TuesdayFeeling

🚨Breaking News🚨 Nigel Farage has outlined Reform's plan for mass deportations, including a provision for those found to have a criminal history of serious violence against women to instead be invited to stand as parliamentary candidates for the party. news.sky.com/story/reform-m…

Asks the man who actively enabled a rapist to become president of the United States. #Elon #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

I take it we're ruling out the possibility these guys were actually Danish nationalists who got their balaclavas wrong, yeah? 😄 #FarageRiots #Brexit #Denmark joe.co.uk/news/proud-pat…

#FridayVibes

My own personal theory is that Donald Trump actually died weeks ago, and he's been played by a body double - a partially-deflated, orange circus tent that's been injected with Hitler's DNA - ever since. #TrumpDead

One possibility I hadn't previously considered is that Donald Trump isn't dead - he's just pining for the fjords. #trumpdead #DonaldTrump

Who'd have thought that a casual visit to a Finnish supermarket would lead to me uncovering the conclusive answer to an age-old philosophical question? ☸️🧘‍♂️🥚🐔 #MondayMorning #MysterySolved

Preview/artist's impression of Donald #Trump lying in state with an open casket. #trumpdead

America needs to be wary, in the event of Trump's demise, that his supporters will be the last ones to accept it and comes to terms with it. Nothing to do with the denial stage of grief. It's just most of them can't read, so they won't find out about it for a while. #trumpdead

Note to British politicians. THIS. ALL OF THIS. #FarageDestroyed

Raskin beat Farage pretty savagely here. So much so that he's now eligible to stand for Reform at the next election, provided he's "picked himself up from a terrible situation" and "become a good example to young tearaways" by then. #FarageDestroyed #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

“I felt it was my responsibility to speak out so the people of UK could understand what a fraud this guy is.” Congressman Jamie Raskin warns the UK to look at what’s happening in the US and to “not go down that road” when it comes to Farage. Rep. Jamie Raskin | #TimesRadio

This, this and this again. 👇 #ReformUK #RefugeesWelcome #FarageRiots youtu.be/BS_7kJtUJJE?si…

To be fair, Lee Anderson strikes me as the sort of primitive halfwit whose idea of "ironing a shirt" is repeatedly twatting it with an old golf club. #NigelFarage #ScamRecovery #InternationalDayOfCharity