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Dear pre-workout producers: I buy this FOR THE TINGLES. I am working out way harder when I feel like my skin is trying to leave my body

my guy got the job playing through concussion like symptoms. Pre-blue tent. What a legend 🫡🫡🫡

5/ It's the satellite equivalent of firing the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics on the Friday you didn't like the jobs numbers. If we can't get reliable climate / CO2 data anymore, because we destroyed the satellites, then we can just ignore what's happening? —>

If Syria builds a metro before Austin finishes its light rail, I’m gonna crash out.

1. Sam moves so fast and so deliberately. 2. They are going to turn this into such a crazy expensive product they sell back to the government

GPT-5 It will be smarter than you. It will be more knowledgeable than you. But it won’t know what it’s like to rep out 225, to ring out a V12, to sip Dom Pérignon, to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

A 1-of-1 athlete on both ends of the court. Closing out NBA Defense Week on Ja Morant's 26th birthday... his top 10 career DEFENSIVE plays so far!

It's not a smart move to turn our statistical agencies into partisan propaganda arms. It won't be effective either...if the labor market is deteriorating, you cannot gaslight the populace into feeling like everything is ok b/c the BLS says so... Ultimately, this move just

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Imagine a VC founder friendly enough to pay legal fees on your Series A.

well their law firm took them [insert golfing/ to box seats / to XYZ], so now they are going to get them paid (from the proceeds of the financing)

TA really took it personally when Rudy Gay said this 😂

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wait until we peasants who've been anonymously posting brilliant analysis on reddit find out what powers Chat-GPT

After a year of scientific scrutiny, a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. go.nasa.gov/4n35lVM

If you make your app 10% easier to use you'll get twice as many users.

Sell something today!

1st of all, "flipping the narrative" is now core skill... we're not doing a layoff, we're doing RTO 2nd, Shkreli!

Can't believe this is real