Can’t wait for all the advertising folks in my timeline to tweet about the #SuperBowl ads.

Well done Coinbase 🛡️. I just snatched my phone and scrambled to scan a QR code.

Welcome Jesse Marsch!

The best part of having a new cell phone is not panicking that it will die at 30% battery.

Officially on the Leeds United bandwagon

With as much as it came up in movies and cartoons, I thought quicksand would come up a lot more often in my life. #AdultRealizations

The inspiration for my last tweet…

Happy Premier League Day to all those who celebrate! #PremierLeague

Well this is likely the most leg room in economy… need binoculars to see the screen! #Tradeoffs United Airlines

LFG

This is likely to happen today as well. Just over 5 years ago! #USMNT U.S. Soccer U.S. Soccer Men's National Team

.Taylor Swift we know you love your London Boy… but we’re gonna do our best to make Miss Americana proud today 🇺🇸

I don’t think I am going to be able to sleep tonight… #USMNT #WorldCup

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Keep pushing. 👊

Barlow for #9 for #USMNT cc Jesse Marsch #RBNY

Just happened with McDonald's on ESPN NFL on ESPN

Just had one during NFL on Prime Video. Someone should go to jail.

So another dumb Domino's Pizza ad on ESPN right now makes the dog bark.