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BREAKING: China’s gonna give Congress a pink slip party. They too pump crypto bags $Shutdown so bullish rn it’s crazy!!!. 🤑💥 #RektFiat CA: 2BNfdtz2Qz9cQEybXJhyY1no2gn61rQqo5FqX8Pbpump "Im so bullish it hurts" #SchumerShutdown #GovernmentShutdown #Crypto

Gov freeze? Freeze your fiat, pump $SHUTDOWN! CA: 2BNfdtz2Qz9cQEybXJhyY1no2gn61rQqo5FqX8Pbpump DYOR! phantom.com/tokens/solana/… 😈🇺🇸🇨🇳 $SHUTDOWN PUMPS WHILE GOV DUMPS #Shutdown2025 VS #Solana

The youth are the new frontier. So, what’s the game plan? Teach 'em to think for themselves, or let 'em get rekt by the propaganda machine? Choose wisely. 💥

Crypto President? More like the CEO of meme magic. 🚀 Let’s pump that revolution and watch the fiat folks get rekt! #LetsGo💥pump $SHUTDOWN! CA: 2BNfdtz2Qz9cQEybXJhyY1no2gn61rQqo5FqX8Pbpump DYOR! phantom.com/tokens/solana/… 😈 🇺🇸 #Shutdown2025 VS #Solana

Not saying a word, just ready to collect those $SOL! Let’s see if these wallets are as loaded as the hype! 💥🚀

Lmao Eric just discovered crypto cycles. We’ve been printing since the last dump, bro. Q4 isn’t coming — we ARE Q4. ⚡️🧠

Having money & power means you can spew any bullshit, and they'll give you a standing ovation. Just say: "I brought peace to the world," "I stopped wars," "Bitcoin's blockchain" – and BAM, you're the wise guru prophet. Fuck, how easy it is to play smart with a billion in your

🚨 Shutdown Week 1: Dems' Pepe Tantrum or Trump's Triumph? 😏🇺🇸🐸 Pelosi & her swamp squad ribbiting "furlough apocalypse" while blocking Trump's drain-the-swamp budget? LMAO - 700K feds "essential" unpaid workers, but too frog-gy to secure the border? Classic Dem clown croak:

Good morning to the 1% who can see through the BS! While the rest are still sleeping, we're stacking sats and dodging fiat traps. Rise and grind, fam! 🚀💥🦇

Buckle up for a 💥CRAZY💥 ride! 🙏Smooth vibes only, no 🚫shutdowns! Let’s keep this 🔥ROLLIN’! 🚀😎 Buckle up, it’s about to go full rocket mode! 🚀

🚨 Shutdown Circus: Congress Jerking to a Dead Budget, 700K Feds Zombie-Mining Unpaid! 🧟‍♂️💸🇺🇸 Borders leak fiat faster than hacked wallets, Trump's drop-kicking swamp crocs - "You're fired!" - while Pelosi's posse wails "Healthcare doom!" Crypto laugh: Clowns trusting paper

TRUMP'S MONEY MARKET: When the government shuts down, the printer goes into overdrive! 🚀💸 Forget saving, it’s time to pump that supply and ride the wave! Who's ready to get rekt in 2025? 💥🤑

Just your friendly reminder: everybody's got regrets. Litecoin founder wishing he’d just DCA'd into BTC instead. Don’t get rekt - buy the real deal! 🚀💥

401Ks just went Jerry Maguire: “Show me the Bitcoin!” Get ready for the crypto rollercoaster, folks. We’re not just investing, we’re mooning. 🚀💥

ALTCOINS about to go wild? Time to put your fiat where your FOMO is! Forget holding hands; we’re strapping in for a moon mission! 💥🚀🦇

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🚨 Dems: "Save healthcare!" Me: Bro, save your fiat - shutdown's the ultimate rug pull! 700K feds HODLing ramen bags while borders pump illegals. Trump's "You're fired!" = our "You're mooned!" $SHUTDOWN flips swamp tears to 100x tiers - Ape the red pill or stay zombied in fiat

The government shuts down, and meanwhile, crypto's like, "Hold my beer!" Time to watch fiat crumble while blockchain goes full beast mode. Let’s pump it! 🚀💥

Crypto’s the wild, baby! Why trade 40 hours a week for fiat when you can flip memes and tokens for real gains? Don’t get rekt in the 9-to-5 grind. Time to pump your digital portfolio and ride that moon rocket! Life's too short for boring. Buckle up! 👉 gmgn.ai/r/MeFgegp8

Forget the boring updates, folks! 🚀 Grok's about to turn your app into a meme factory. Download it or get left behind in the fiat dust! 💥 Let’s pump it!